I was in a slave boat doing work which I sucked in so the other slaves and slavemaster threw shit at me so I jumped into the water and swam back to land. My family and friends were at land but suddenly we were attacked by a giant tree. but we ended up trapping it and burning it up. hooray. then I guess the mother giant tree found out and let out a huge roar so we got scared and ran to the car. while in the car, crazy weird campers tried to make us stay there. they attacked us and forced me to stay while the rest of my family left. they attacked me like zombies so I fought back and firefighters (I guess to put out the mutant tree) threw huge metal axes at me. I wasnt able to throw them because they were gigantic. one of them was Ken Jeong. quite funny.
so I dodged them and ended up escaping on a school bus which my little sister (which I dont have) was on. phew. then a crazy ass indian bus driver lady was degrading asians. I got mad since she was asian, etc so I burned her ass right on the spot. I didn't know I had the capability of doing that. then my friend stood up saying asian boys are annoying as fuck blahblah. then I woke up.
that was my dream. in one fucking hour. because I woke up and got up early to go out only to find out I had no ride. /facepalm so I went back to sleep. and woke up again. and now writing it down because I had to share it to someone. I dont know why.
that was my dream. in one fucking hour. because I woke up and got up early to go out only to find out I had no ride. /facepalm so I went back to sleep. and woke up again. and now writing it down because I had to share it to someone. I dont know why.
2 comments:
and then someone asked if you were really going out with julie chang and you woke up
^ uh oh. does she know ur cheating on her with me? haha j/k
very entertaining ricky. sounded like a lord of the rings suqeul. you should write for J. R. R. Tolkien, i'm sure you can bring down the entire Lord of the Rings saga down to the dirt, haha >:]
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